Clan De Mush: March 2010

The Mush Is Publishing

Today the Mushroom Clan announces long-awaited news, the official confirmation of its first book in the works. The Clan is currently developing a coffee table book with the intention of blowing minds and no less. Prepare yourself for an in-print journey of epic proportions, one filled with dragons, drugs, and tits. At this point in time the Clan has decided to keep the contents and theme of the expected publication strictly secret. We understand your restlessness after such a vague and mysterious announcement; therefore we have released this single photo as a preview of the madness to come. Coming Fall 2010.

The Game Face

Curtis leads the charge.

Squid Bro.. Pt. Dos

Nate. Dazed n Confused.

Curtis demonstrating what you have to look like to get laid in Cabo

pretty much you just gotta be yoked, maybe a pink polo on. don't forget to pop the collar.

Fletcher took his shirt off on the ride home for some reason?

Even the cab driver made fun of him. He did't care though.

and he's out.

O hey Nima!

Ohh wait.. thats Jonas.

Mushman Jonas Michelot: Sunday in the Park Episode 14

Sunday In The Park Snowboard Videos from Bear Mountain Episode 14 TransWorld SNOWboarding

Welcome Nathaniel Zoller

To the Prestigious Mushroom Clan.

Wettin ladies on the daily.

Squid Bro...Pt. 1

Yep.. we're definitely in Mexico.

High-Schoolin it out on the curb cause no body was ballin enough to buy drinks inside.

Curtis swiggin in true vacation attire.

This is Nate, he's the shit. Lookout for his welcome post.

Fletcher Berryman back in his element. Foofoo drink in hand at the most fratty bar in Cabo.

Plastic Bags

Codeman postin up in Jamaica

Incriminating Photo of the Day

this is what killing it looks like...

My shoulder is dislocated!!

Dylan forgot his surfboard so fletcher had his back.

Clan en Cabo

Good vs. Evil

Stickers Anybody?

cuming soon..

obviously they're gonna be classy, who the fuck do you think we are?

Best Photo Ever Taken in the History of Mankind

This is the greatest photograph ever taken.

New Honorary Clan Hoe

Congratulations B-Lace

Brianna Lacy (left) of Laguna Beach, Calif. has been awarded the oft-desired title of "Honorary Clan Hoe", the highest award possible for a non-male affiliate. We cite as our reasoning this photo of her legs. Sexy Can I? Also notable is Honorary Clan Hoe Samantha Bartley (far right).

NEW CLAN MEMBER

The Mushroom Clan proudly welcomes UFC heavyweight champion Phil Acuna to its already flawless roster. Now that we've signed Phil, we're more or less indestructible, so just know that frat boys.

Find PBR with your iPhone

Pabst Blue Ribbon has released an iPhone app allowing users to locate the nearest PBR vendor via the phone's built-in GPS device. In other words, the Lord God has started making cell-phone applications. mush mush.

http://uptownalmanac.com/2010/03/pbr-launches-iphone-app-targeting-mission-cool-kids-authenticity-now-suspect

Fadoink Teaser

Yes ladies and Gentlemen its finally here. Tease for The Mushroom Clan's first feature film "Fadoink." Enjoy......... if you can guess the password.

Incriminating Photo of the Day

Colby Richards, Welcome to the Clan

Laguna Beach Skatepark

Please! write and email to this guy and Laguna Beach, CA could finally have it's very own skateboard park. Even if you don't give a fuck about skateboarding there are plenty of good reasons to write an email...

The first reason being the little boy below...

Little Timmy has a bright future ahead of him. Skateboard in hand he's ready to go out and make the world a better place. Looking forward to having some fun at the local skatepark which you helped build. However, should you choose not to sign the petition little Timmy could very well find himself other, less benevolent ways to spend his time. For example, below is a photo of little Timmy several years after you decided not to take 2 minutes out of your extremely essential facebook time to simply sign your name on an email....

If the idea of Timmy becoming a crack fiend wasn't enough for you there is in fact another road Timmy would wander down in the tragic case you should neglect the petition. This case, I should warn you is far worse, and should you decide to sign the petition now, you will save yourself the horror of finding out Timmy's tragic destiny. However, if you are still unwavering in your decision to remain a douchebag and neglect the future of little Timmy the following will happen...

Yes. Little Timmy will become a Asher Roth loving, possibly crack smoking, collar popping, jersey shore idolizing, frat boy. So please, just send the email and save a life.

Welcome to Weaverton

What you lookin at?

The Mushroom Clan proudly welcomes Weave.

Admissions Board Announcement

Every waking minute of every day those of us at the Mushroom Clan are asked by friends and Romans alike a striking question..."Exactly how doth one becometh part of thy Mushroom Clan?"

Well we're sorry to announce that no set standards are in place when considering an individual for Clan membership*. We challenge all those who desire admittance to our prestigious organization to follow the guidance of the Spirit Children inside them and allow none but the gods of Earth and Sky to determine their fate. For as the Greek Stoic and Honorary Clan Member Epictetus once said, "...every man must get to heaven in his own way."

If you find yourself still perplexed and feel a need to truly understand what it takes to be one of the best, here's an example of a successful application for admission we chose in 2004, submitted in portfolio format:

Clan Member Big Rainbow-Maker, formerly Little Blackfoot of the Sioux tribe.

*Membership is restricted to males, a principle based on the longstanding trend of men going out and changing the world on the daily while women have lazily stayed in the home, cleaning and giving birth while failing to contribute to society or significantly alter the course of human history for the better.

Incriminator is Suspect..

not that we all didn't already know.

Incriminating Photo of the Day

what the fuck?

Guess what's going on in this picture and win....

...something cool

Incriminating Photo of the Day

When he's not raging, as in, he never, ever rages anymore, you'll find Boulder's own Max Freeman deep in spring training for his upcoming involvement in this summer's Tour de France. Keep up the good work and make gingers round the world proud with your cycling madness.

Harmony Korine

Creative Genius. Fuck Letterman. Sorry he's not a arrogant fake celebrity.

Sam Hubble on Mystery.

I don't know how many of you reading this know Sam... But anyways, I met Sam last year living in Salt Lake and the kid couldn't be more of a homie. Amazing on a skateboard and cool as fuck off one too. style for miles. Anyways I just read somewhere that he finally got hooked up by the Chief and will be skating for Mystery these days. Congrats fool.

Incriminating Photo of the Day

Look at me, my dad let me hold his gun and take pictures with it while he grabbed a beer.

Public Service Announcement

KASSEL, YOU'VE BEEN SERVED

Jess Kassel, it has come to the attention of the Mushroom Clan that you are in debt with a particular Steve O'Donnell for a total sum of 5.00 US dollars. Assuming you fail to make these payments by the 3rd of March, a late penalty involving the purchase of a complete bambino from Papa Romano's topped with fresh salami, zesty marinara sauce and melted mozzarella cheese will be imposed. The pizza is to be placed in a to-go box and left on the doorstep of the home of Zachary Granowitz and Andrew Egan. If you fail to meet these initial penalties, stark consequences possibly involving beastiality or forced labor will be imposed until your payments are cleared. Jess Kassel, you've been Mushed. This ain't no country club polo match girl!

cheese