Please! write and email to this guy and Laguna Beach, CA could finally have it's very own skateboard park. Even if you don't give a fuck about skateboarding there are plenty of good reasons to write an email...
The first reason being the little boy below...
Little Timmy has a bright future ahead of him. Skateboard in hand he's ready to go out and make the world a better place. Looking forward to having some fun at the local skatepark which you helped build. However, should you choose not to sign the petition little Timmy could very well find himself other, less benevolent ways to spend his time. For example, below is a photo of little Timmy several years after you decided not to take 2 minutes out of your extremely essential facebook time to simply sign your name on an email....
If the idea of Timmy becoming a crack fiend wasn't enough for you there is in fact another road Timmy would wander down in the tragic case you should neglect the petition. This case, I should warn you is far worse, and should you decide to sign the petition now, you will save yourself the horror of finding out Timmy's tragic destiny. However, if you are still unwavering in your decision to remain a douchebag and neglect the future of little Timmy the following will happen...
Yes. Little Timmy will become a Asher Roth loving, possibly crack smoking, collar popping, jersey shore idolizing, frat boy. So please, just send the email and save a life.
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